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Okay, I'm still bored, so here is a sample of the Republican side of the DD entry that I'm using on Political Translation. I will NOT be posting this on SIT again; only Democratic ones will be included. You'll have to wait until the other blog is made public to see the Republican ones. Here's a sample:

-Appeasement: Wussing out/acting like France.
-Bigotry: Racism.
-Censorship: Speech codes.
-Death penalty: Punishment that fits the crime.
-Fundamentalist: Islamic terrorist.
-George W. Bush: The current U.S. president.
-Halliburton: Company Dick Cheney used to work with.
-Is: To be.
-Jingoism: Outdated word that hippies use to sound intelligent.
-Karl Marx: The man who is at least partially responsible for millions of murders in the last century.
-Lie: Anything Al Franken says.
-Mainstream: Liberalism.
-Noam Chomsky: See blowhard.
-Oil: Fuel that powers our nation.
-Patriot: One who loves one's country and is not afraid to show it.
-Quagmire: That horny dude on "Family Guy."
-Republican: Political party that generally supports limited government involvement, lower taxes, and traditional values. See also conservative.
-Suicide bomber: Despicable, cowardly murderer.
-Taxation: A necessary evil that should not be taken too far.
-United Nations: A bunch of liberals who like to waste time and appease dictators.
-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: We're not allowed to tell you about the VRWC. Sorry.
-Weapons of mass destruction: Weapons with nuclear/chemical/biological capabilities, such as those used against Kurdish villages by Saddam Hussein.
-Zionist: Supporter of Israel.

Remember to send your entries for Democratic definitions, including alternate ones for words I've used so far (I'll still be really surprised if anyone actually does this)!