The Democratic Dictionary- Part 1 

That was fast. Anyway, here is the first set of entries from the Democratic Dictionary. I didn't get all the letters, but that's why this is only part 1. I'll be doing these periodically, so I should be able to come up with at least one for every letter. Remember, if you want to contribute your own, put them in the comments or email them to me. I WILL include them if they're good (and probably even if they're not; I don't want to be a hypocrite). Maybe this will help me gain some recognition within the blogosphere. And now, here are the DD definitions:

-Appeasement: The solution to all foreign problems.
-Bigotry: Disagreeing with liberal ideas.
-Censorship: Criticizing liberal ideas.
-Death penalty: Genocidal conspiracy against African-Americans.
-Fundamentalist: Christian who believes in God and reads the Bible.
-George W. Bush: The Antichrist.
-Halliburton: Dick Cheney's evil empire.
-Is: Definition varies from person to person
-Jingoism: Flying the American flag during a war.
-Karl Marx: The second most brilliant thinker in recent history (even if he was a bit of a centrist).
-Lie: Anything a Republican says.
-Mainstream: Liberalism.
-Noam Chomsky: The most brilliant thinker in recent history.
-Oil: The root of all evil and the cause of all Republican military action
-Patriot: One who blindly supports the neo-fascist government out of fear.
-Quagmire: The result of deposing a murderous dictator and freeing millions of oppressed people.
-Republican: Racist, sexist, fascist, homophobic, warmongering, anti-choice, fundamentalist bigot.
-Suicide bomber: Heroic freedom fighter (see martyr).
-Taxation: The solution to all domestic problems.
-United Nations: Organization created to keep U.S. power in check.
-Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: The cause of every problem taxes and appeasement can't solve.
-Weapons of mass destruction: Red herring invented by Republicans to distract people from their imperialism.
-Zionist: Jew.

That should give you a good idea of what I'm looking for. I really do encourage readers to contribute to this (that's right, all 4 of you). I want to get as many entries as possible so I can eventually combine them all.

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