Don't Ask How I Found This 

It's amazing how much pointless crap you can find when you have work to do. I stumbled across a website that translates anything you write into 12 year old AOL speak, and I decided to run my antisocial complaint post from last night through it. Check it out:

SIMPL3 TITLE COMPLICAETD EXPLANATION111!!1! OMG WTF IMM AXTR3MELY ANGRY RIGHT NOW AND I NED 2 VANT1!11!! WTF THEYRE WAS (AND PROBABLY STIL IS) A DRUMLIEN PARTY 2NIGHT AND I WANTED 2 GO BUT I DIDNT KNOW WH3R3 TEH PLAEC WAS111!! OMG LOL 2 SOLV3 TAHT PROBLEM I EMALEAD SOMEON3 AND SHA SADE SHA WUD GET ME A RIED!!1! WTF TAHTS AL SHE SADE SO I EMALEED H3R BAK ABOUT 7 HOURS AGO AND ASKED WH3N SADE RIED WUD B H3RE!111!! WTF THEN I WATE3D.AND11!!!1!1!1!1!1 OMG LOL WATE3D.AND!1!111!1!11!!1!1111 OMG WTF WATE3D.AND!1!11!111!111111! OMG WTF WATEED.AND!11!111!1111!11!1!11! OMG LOL I GOT NO R3SPONSA!11! OMG WTF I DIDNT WANT 2 JUST GIEV UP THOUGH SO I LOK3D AT TEH ORIGINAL EMALE INFORMNG US OF TEH PARTY AND IT SADE 2 B THEIR AROUND 945 OR 10 SO I FIGURED TAHT IF I S2D IN FRONT OF MAH DORM AROUND 945 THEY WUD SE M3 WHAN TH3Y GOT H3R3!1!11 WTF I JUST S2D OUT THEYRE IN DA FREZNG COLD ARE FOR HALF AN HOUR AND NOBODY SHOWAD UP1!1!11 WTF LOL IT WAS A COMPL3TE WASTE OF TIEM!1!1!111 LOL I CANT EVEN TYPE AT FUL SPED RIGHT NOW B/C MAH HANDS R STIL COLD111! OMG AND NOW 2 MAEK MATERS WORS3 MAH ROMAET AND SOME FREINDS R GONG 2 A DIF3RENT PARTY AND ASKED ME IF I WANT3D 2 COM3 BUT THERE WOKNG SO I SADE NO1!!!!!!1 WTF LOL I HAEV NO INTANTION OF GONG BAK OUTSIED 2NIGHT!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL ITS SYRACUS3 NU YORK ITS NOVEMBR ITS BEN SNOWNG FOR TEH PAST COUPLA DAYS AND ITS ABOUT 25 D3GRES OUTSIED RIGHT NOW111!1 OMG I DONT WANT 2 B OUT THEYRE ANYMORA!!1!1 OMG LOL NOW THEIR GON3 AND IMM UP IN MAH ROM AL ALONE FOR ABOUT DA 10TH SATURDAY NIGHT IN A ROW!!1111! OMG WTF M I DESTIEND 2 HAEV NO SOCIAL LIEF OR DO I JUST NOT PLAN THESA THNGS WEL??!??!!?? WTF LOL I THOUGHT MAYB WHOAVER WAS GIVNG ME A RIED SHOWED UP AT 930 AND L3FT WHEN I DIDNT COME OUT BUT IT SEMS LIEK TH3Y WUDVE WATEAD A BIT LONG3R THAN TAHT1!!! OMG WTF LOL I DONT UNDARSTAND THIS AT AL!!!!! LOL HOW HARD IS IT 2 CHAK UR AMALE 2 SE IF SOMEON3 NEDS A RIED?!??!!??! OMG LOL IF U TEL ME TAHT IL ALREADY HAEV A RIED COMNG THEN U DONT BOTHER 2 TEL MA WHEN I ASUME TAHT U ADJUST 2 MAH SCHEDUL3 B/C I HAEV NO IEDA WH3N 2 SHOW UP!111!11! OMG I RILLY DONT THINK IL B ABL3 2 TRUST TH3SE P3OPLE FROM NOW ON11!!1 OMG THIS IS CRAP11!11 OMG LOL AL RIGHT I HAEV 2 CONTINU3 MAH ANTISOCIAL EXISTANCE ELSEWH3RA ON TEH WEB NOW11!!!1! OMG SORY IF I D3PR3S3D U11111! WTF

Makes it seem even more pathetic, doesn't it?