And Now, For Something Completely Different 

I really don't know why I'm posting this in the midst of my Fisk-a-thon, but I was thinking about blogs with names like "Nuns with Nuts" and "Geeks with Guns," and it somehow inspired me to make a new list. Here is a list of animals for each letter of the alphabet, followed by a word that starts with the same letter as the animal name. I tried to use some kind of weapon for as many as possible (don't ask why).

ANIMAL ALLITERATION
Aardvarks with Arrows
Bats with Bombs
Crabs with Cannons
Donkeys with Detonators
Emus with Emoticons
Flamingos with Flamethrowers
Goats with Grenades
Hyenas with Hydrogen Bombs
Ibexes with iMacs
Jackrabbits with Javelins
Koalas with K-nives
Llamas with Lawsuits
Monkeys with Machetes
(TBA when I think of an animal name that begins with N)
Ocelots with Optometrists
Parrots with Pencils
Quails with Quagmires
Rhinos with Rocks
Salamanders with Slingshots
Toads with Tazers
Ungulates with Umbrellas
Vultures with Violins
Wallabies with Water Balloons
Don't make me come up with one for X.
Yetis with yardsticks
Zooplankton with Zoning Permits (you thought I would use zebras, didn't you?)

Wow, that was the strangest thing I've posted so far. I may change these if I think of better ones. Feel free to contribute your own ideas in the comments. Sorry if you think this is really stupid, but I needed to post another humorous list. I haven't written a good one since the first week of blogging.