September 27, 2003

Dorm Stories 'n' Stuff

Okay, before I start, if you see the same post 4 or 5 times on the page, it's because Blogger sucks at publishing the right things. I'm only using it because I don't know how to use "real" weblog programs. Anyway, I have some short stories to share about my life that you probably don't really care about, but I'm going to tell them anyway. I had to go shopping in the store below my dorm so I would have something to eat before going to the football game (the game starts at 6:35, but the drumline has to be there REALLY early), and when I left my room this guy whose name I forget yelled, "There's Chris, the coolest kid on the floor!" He had already done this once before, but there were a couple other people with him this time. I asked him when I got a fan club, and he said, "about three seconds ago." That was just weird. I don't know what to think. Anyway, I went to the store and was browsing for things that I could eat quickly, and I realized that they don't sell bread. What's up with that? How can you have a store with no bread? It's at the bottom of the food guide pyramid, meaning that it's an essential part of a balanced diet! If you don't have bread, you can't make sandwiches or toast or anything. I ended up buying a box of saltines, six bottles of Aquafina, and a box of ham and cheese Hot Pockets. That's good eatin'. College life is so frickin' luxurious. On that note, it's time for me to go. I was going to end with a list of funny quotes from "The Simpsons" and "Family Guy," but I decided that would require work, so I'll just use a couple.
"Holy crip, he's a crapple!"
-"Ice Creamville!"- -"No, Screamville."-"AAAHH!!!"-
-"There's a message in my Alphabits! It says, "oooooooooo!"- "Peter, those are Cheerios."

Posted by CD on September 27, 2003 03:08 PM
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