Reasons for the site 

Okay, that purple monkey dishwasher crap was retarded, but since nobody reads this, who cares? Anyway, I thought I'd provide a more thorough explanation of this page in case somebody goes searching the far corners of the Internet in 10 years and wants to know what it's all about. Once again, if you're actually reading this, something is probably wrong with you. The first step to solving any problem is admitting you have a problem. I'm off topic, so I'll now utilize the ancient Scandinavian mind control technique of beginning a new paragraph.
Well, apparently when you write a post with Blogger, you can't start a new paragraph with the tab key because it moves you to the next field. That's frickin' stupid. Seriously. Now that that's taken care of, back to the post. This blog exists because I wanted a blog. I said that before, but it's the real reason. I've been reading a lot of them lately, and I decided it would be cool to have my own. As for the specific purpose, I've explained that there's no real point, but there is sort of a guiding force behind it, which I will now explain in terms you can understand...unless you're illiterate...in which case...you couldn't tell if I called you...AN ILLITERATE FOOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Once again, I'm off topic. Did I mention I have ADD? That's why I'm off topic so much. I guess I could just delete the extra stuff, but I think it's entertaining. It's called stream of consciousness writing. I'm really going to explain the blog in this paragraph! Don't leave yet! Hey, I said don't leave, you ungrateful ingrate!!!! There, was that so hard? Now, the blog is called "Semi-Intelligent Thoughts" for a reason. I have a book that I write in occasionally, which I call my "book of semi-intelligent thoughts," and it contains random philosophical ramblings, rants on various topics, and a few cartoons and things that I drew in my spare time. I decided to name my blog after the book and turn it into an extension of the book on the web. I will soon be posting several of the quotes from my BOSIT (that's another acronym, but it doesn't spell a real word) with explanations and such. Other things will come in the future. I'll start off by posting a list I've compiled of grammatical mistakes people make way too often, and I'll go from there. Again, if anyone is actually reading this, I really hope you could be doing something more productive, but thanks for reading it anyway. Also, I just previewed my post, and it didn't contain my paragraph breaks, so I'm going to remove them now.