February 01, 2004

Larry's Super Bowl Review

THE PATRIOTS WON! I TOLD YOU THE F**KIN' PATRIOTS WOULD WIN! ASHCROFT SET THE WHOLE THING UP! WHEN DO THE BROWNSHIRTS START ROUNDING UP PANTHERS FANS, YOU FACISTS?!!! "OH NO! WE CAN'T LET THE PATRIOTS LOSE! IT WOULD BE UNPATRIOTIC!"

HOW MUCH DID HALLIBURTON PAY CAROLINA TO LOSE THAT GAME? YOU CAN'T FOOL ME! I BET IF CHIMPY HADN'T STOLEN THE WHITE HOUTSE, THE PATRIOTS WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN BEEN IN THE SUPER BOWL!

COME AND GET ME, BUSHENFUHRER! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!

UPDATE FROM CD
Sorry about that. I think Larry had money on the Panthers or something. He'll be okay by tomorrow.

I hope.

Posted by Larry the Liberal on February 1, 2004 10:34 PM
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Semi-Intelligent Comments

Larry's obviously not liberal enough. His rant only had one typo, and was correctly punctuated throughout. He did have the caps lock on, however - so that's a start...

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