Hey, this is Larry the Liberal again. You people haven't sent me any "Ask Larry" questions yet! Don't you want to know about me?
Well, anyway, that's not as important as this story:
Two trees "married" to appease rain god in Indian villageNEW DELHI (AFP) - Hundreds of people have attended a wedding between two trees in hopes of pleasing the god of rain, United News of India reported.
To the chanting of Hindu hymns a cleric tied a knot on a neem tree, which was the bride, to solemnise its eternal union with a peepul tree, the news agency said.
See how beautiful love between people other than "one man and one woman" can be, you born-again bigots? Why don't we allow tree marriage in this country?
I didn't even think about this until I saw that story, but it all makes sense now! You're all just a bunch of dendrophobes! If we amend the KKKonstitution so marriage is only defined in your anachronistic, redneck way, trees will never be allowed to express their devotion to one another! Why must you be so full of hate just because you don't understand how they feel?
The article also has this to say:
Rituals to bring rain such as marriages between animals are common in rural India.
SEE?! You call this a free country, but trees and animals aren't even allowed to get married like they can in India! Why do you treat anyone who isn't a rich straight white male as a second-class cititzen???
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Posted by Larry the Liberal on February 10, 2004 05:11 PMWill the Mass SJC be ruling on that next month?
Posted by: jaws at February 11, 2004 12:26 AMWouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: CD at February 11, 2004 12:40 AMWhatever. All American tree-marriages are Common-Law anyway. They don't stand on ceremony too much...
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