The way things are looking right now, I'm going to have to take today off too.
Sorry. College is hard.
UPDATE
Correction: I'll have some stuff posted around 11 PM if everything goes according to plan. That is all.
UPDATE #2
I've still got stuff to do, but when I get back, I'll be fisking Maureen Dowd, among other things. She really deserves this one, believe me.