This is fun. I'll probably have a better one later.
(Hat tips: Wizbang and A Small Victory)
Make your own here. Hurry, before they start crushing our dissent!
UPDATE
Okay, I changed it to a better one. The Nigerian thing is funnier. Oh, and it had line breaks when I submitted it. I don't know what happened to 'em.
UPDATE #2
All right, in case they decide to shut this thing down, here's a screen capture of mine.
That cracked me up way more than it should have.
Posted by: michele at April 10, 2004 10:31 PMWell, I scurried over there and tried to give it scribble something to assist, but it said there was an error processing my whatever: This is what mine would have said: For too long, political power has belonged only to idiots who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground and our government should not be run by another rich idiot who doesn't know what it means to actually work for a living. It's time to remind everyone we know that GOTV doesn't mean 'go on t.v.' - it means Get Out The Vote, and we need to do what is best for the Country as a whole. To help warn people of the dangers of making John Kerry our next President, I have agreed to become part of the Kerry Core. I think we would be better off electing my cousin, Mickey Mouse, to the White House than letting John Kerry lead us to damnation and utter destruction. Please join my efforts in lampooning John Kerry out of the political arena and back to living high on the hog on his wife's inheritance. I wonder why it would not process. Maybe it was the email address I used: mmouse@disney.com.
Posted by: Mr Mouse at April 11, 2004 09:52 PMPeople, look at the facts.
Who is better for our country, Kerry or Bush?
I would not vote for another republican for as long as I live.
This country, under leadership of Bush is "Utopia" for "money" people. Working people have lost their economic power. I don't have time to go into details. Just remember, we shop at Wal-Marts and Dollar Stores, not by choice but because we have to.
Not to mantion human rights, political rights, right to work and so on.
By the time we wake up, Bolivia will have higher standard of living than we do.
I would bring Clinton back, times when everyone made good living and occasional BJ.
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