DU Parody

You know...I haven't written about Democratic Underground for a while, but now I have a chance. You see, the morons decided to respond to this great story about President Bush comforting a girl who lost her mother on 9/11 with their usual irrational hatred:

It *was* Bush's decisions that lead to her mom's death.

I read that sbout Saddam too He always embraced others by drawing their faces into his arm pits...I am not making this up, old Saddam was kind of a crazy guy. (Need I say more George?)

This was a caring thing to do... rendered completely useless by *'s obvious determination to make sure the camera caught every last compassionate grimace on his face.

This guy is just plain evil. How can someone who is so responsible for what happened on 9/11, who's done all in his power to block any investigation of those events, do this in good conscience? Thay could not.

I pity that poor girl for being used like a stage prop by the Bush campaign.

There's a lot more where that came from, but I'll spare you the nauseating experience of reading it all here. In any case, this got me thinking...

They're always saying that Dubya should go to military funerals, right? They think that he has some kind of obligation to pay his respects to every single person who dies in his evilhalliburtonracistoilwar. But based on the response to this, do you really think they would suddenly give him credit if he did go to funerals?

I think I know exactly what it would be like, and I'll use my special "parallel universe" technique to glimpse into a DU post about President Bush going to a military funeral. Hey, if Frnak can do a Universal Democratic Underground Thread, I can do this, although I'm making an effort to be more realistic than funny.

WARNING: As soon as you click the extended entry, you will enter the world of parody and satire. You will not emerge until you return to the main page. You have been warned.

---

(original message)

Bushequalschimp (1000+ posts)

Bush* Smirks at War Dead

"While on vacation at his ranch in Crawford, Texas this week, President George W. Bush took the time to attend a nearby funeral for a United States Marine who was killed in Iraq."

---snip---

"The president met the man's family at the funeral home and accompanied them to the burial service, where he gave a brief speech honoring the bravery of the U.S. armed forces.

'I am proud of the sacrifice that our brave men and women in uniform are making to defend the United States against terror around the world,' said Bush.

---snip---

"'It was such an honor to have the president here,' said a family member who asked to remain anonymous. 'We know that he cares about the military, and we trust him to make the right decisions.'

Mr. Bush said that he will most likely be attending more funerals in the future."

---

REPLIES TO THIS THREAD

PresidentGore (1000+ posts)

1. If it wasnt for Chimpya...
That man would still be alive. I don't know how he can show his face in public, the sick f**k.

CommiePagan

2. Nothing but a photo-op
Why couldn't * just stand there and watch? He just had to give a speech for the corprate media whores, didn't he? He feels nothing for our military, and everyone knows it.

ImpeachtheThiefInChief (1000+posts)

3. Smile for the camera, Chimpy!
Look at him. He's having a good time watching kids die for his oil war. Why did he wait until he was on one of his milion "vacations" to go to a funeral? That proves that he doesn't care. We cannot let this lieing smirking prick steal the White House again.

RepugKiller

4. It's not real
It's obvoius the whole thing was staged. Did you see the TV coverege? Nobody could lift a coffin that easily unless it was empty. He really does think 'Murkins are idjits. What a heartless bastard.

OutandProud

5. I agree with RepugKiller
The relatives of a real Marine would kick him in the groin as soon as they got the chance. Clearly, Rove paid a few people to pose as mourners while they wasted taxpayer money on a fictitious funeral. That coffin was as real as the Weapons of Mass Distraction.

PinkoForPeace (1000+ posts)

6. Not only that, OutandProud...
But that "interview" was a joke! They couldn't even make up a fake name like they did with "Ashley Pearson" in the SOTU! No real relatives of war dead would say they were honored to have a facist murderer at there funeral, but the media tools swallowed it, just like all his other lies.

LiberalAtheist

7. I think I'm going to vomit

He thinks he can send minorities to war just because their not the same colur as him, and then gloat at their funerals about "honor" and "sacrifice?" He has NO RESPECT for any of them, and he should not be aloud anywere near them.

KucinichIsKing (1000+ posts)

8. He'll do anything
To get re-selected. This is just another way to fool the gollable American voters.

AbortionsForAll (1000+ posts)

9. Exactly, KucinichIsKing
"Howdy, partner. Did you know that your son died in a meaningless war so I could play president for another four years like my daddy?"

Disgusting.

NoMoreBushit

10. How could he be at a military funeral...
When he wasn't even in the military? Shouldn't he have been smoking crack and knocking up his girlfriend like the last time he was supposed to be doing his duty?

IHeartMikeMoore

11. NoMoreBushit is right
The AWOL Chickenhawk-in-Chief thinks he can pretend to be a real 'Murkin Soljuurr, just like he did during Vietnam. Im suprised he didn't where the flight suit.

"Mission acomplished! Another one's dead!"

FlagburningPatriot (1000+ posts)

12. You know
Hitler was big on honoring "fallen warriors." All the good Germans celebrated their imperialism. Dumbya is just another bloodthirsty Nazi facist.

AbortBush (1000+ posts)

13. I wish
That Bush was in that coffin. He doesn't deserve to live after all hes done to this country. But he's too much of a coward to actually fight in his racist anti-muslim holocost. Filthy chickenhawks.

AmericanStoner

14. Does anyone else think...
That it doesn't really look like Bushnazi in that photo? They probably sent one of his dubbles to do his dirty work. Saddam did the same thing. Just another way Pretzelboy is worse then a dicktater.

Name removed

15. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

ReligionisaLie

16. Get out of here FReeper!
Go and wave your chickenhawk flag in your own brainded fourum, moran! Your Nazi pResdient wants you and your family to starve, and he only cares about his corporate Helliburtin partners. You must enjoy living in a facist country.

AbstinenceKills (1000+ posts)

17. I can't believe
That we haven't inpeeched this murderer yet. He's a racist facist oil loving AWOL chickenhawk woman-hating biggit who wants to sell our souls to Haliburton and buy fickshinal WMD's from the Middleast. He's only going to the funerals so he can laugh at everyone who was dumb enough to join his evil imperial army and kill brown people who weren't an imanent threat.

---

...That's the end of that thread. I'm sure there would be a lot more, but if I keep writing, my head is going to implode from the lack of thought necessary to write on their level.

Trust me, if Dubya ever goes to a funeral, this is what's going to happen.

Posted by CD on May 7, 2004 08:00 PM
Category: