Spam Libs

Crap. Monday afternoon, and nothing but the same political stories. Oh, well. I've been taking this blog too seriously lately anyway. I was actually going to post some pictures of my cats, but one of them was under the bed and I couldn't get a good shot.

Aaaaaanyway...I just got one of those stupid "Nigerian petroleum" e-mails, and instead of reporting it or deleting it, I decided to make a mad lib out of it. I'll put the list here so you can make your own, along with the actual letter in the extended entry. I'll post mine when I'm finished with it.

I may have an Alliance assignment posted later, too. Nothing really political is happening today that hasn't been beaten to death already. Here's a word list:

1. TITLE
2. VERB
3. NOUN
4. PLURAL NOUN
5. EMOTION
6. NOUN
7. VERB
8. PLURAL NOUN
9. ADVERB
10. NOUN
11. PLURAL NOUN
12. NOUN
13. COUNTRY
14. ADJECTIVE
15. PLURAL NOUN
16. PLURAL NOUN
17. ADJECTIVE
18. VERB
19. ADVERB
20. PLURAL NOUN
21. VERB
22. VERB
23. NOUN
24. E-MAIL ADDRESS
25. NOUN
26. NOUN
27. PLURAL NOUN
28. TITLE
29. FIRST NAME
30. LAST NAME

The e-mail, with space provided for those, is in the extended entry. I'll post mine in an update when it's done (UPDATE- it's there now):

Dear (title),

TRANSFER OF US$20MILLION INTO A PERSONAL/COMPANY'S OFFSHORE ACCOUNT.

May I respectfully (verb) your kind attention to the above subject matter and to state that based on (noun) gathered from the relevant Federal Ministry of Trade, Commerce and (plural noun), we, intend to solicit your assistance in the execution of a business transaction. It is our sincere (emotion) that you will handle this (noun) with absolute confidentiality, maturity and utmost sense
of purpose.

I wish to further (verb) you that we have twenty Million (plural noun) which accrued overtime from (adverb) inflated contract awarded in my Ministry (Federal Ministry of (noun) Resources) and executed by a consortium of (plural noun) in the (noun) Industry. The projects executed include the following:

1. The expansion of pipeline network within (country) for Crude Oil and (adjective) products distribution and subsequent evacuation.

2. Contract for the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) of the three (plural noun) In the country.

3. The construction of (plural noun) for Petroleum Products (Depots).

Consequently, we humbly request your (adjective) assistance and permission towards the remittance of the above stated amount into a personal/company/offshore account nominated by you. We (verb) (adverb) that you will receive 30% of the total sum, and the remaining 70% is for my (plural noun) and me.

However, this is negotiable in the event of your willingness to (verb).

Could you please notify me of your acceptance to (verb) this (noun) urgently by email email addresses: (e-mail address) only, on the receipt of this message. I shall in turn inform you of the modalities for a formal application to secure the
necessary approvals for the release of this (noun) into your (noun).

This transaction from the day of commencement will not take more than ten(10) working (plural noun).

Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours sincerely

(title) (first and last name)

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Here's mine:

Dear Professor,

TRANSFER OF US$20MILLION INTO A PERSONAL/COMPANY'S OFFSHORE ACCOUNT.

May I respectfully shovel your kind attention to the above subject matter and to state that based on helicopter gathered from the relevant Federal Ministry of Trade, Commerce and Jellybeans, we, intend to solicit your assistance in the execution of a business transaction. It is our sincere horror that you will handle this margarine with absolute confidentiality, maturity and utmost sense
of purpose.

I wish to further jump you that we have twenty Million snails which accrued overtime from stupidly inflated contract awarded in my Ministry (Federal Ministry of Sewer Resources) and executed by a consortium of medals in the Botox Industry. The projects executed include the following:

1. The expansion of pipeline network within Micronesia for Crude Oil and squishy products distribution and subsequent evacuation.

2. Contract for the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM) of the three penguins In the country.

3. The construction of mannequins for Petroleum Products (Depots).

Consequently, we humbly request your frigid assistance and permission towards the remittance of the above stated amount into a personal/company/offshore account nominated by you. We shatter secretly that you will receive 30% of the total sum, and the remaining 70% is for my weasels and me.

However, this is negotiable in the event of your willingness to chew.

Could you please notify me of your acceptance to type this wristwatch urgently by email email addresses: holler@me.com only, on the receipt of this message. I shall in turn inform you of the modalities for a formal application to secure the
necessary approvals for the release of this paintbrush into your hat.

This transaction from the day of commencement will not take more than ten(10) working bullets.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Yours sincerely

President Kwyjibo Snrub

Posted by CD on May 10, 2004 03:37 PM
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