Everybody! Pay attention! Bushchimperialist and Cheneyburton planted nuclear materials in Iraq to distract the sheeple from Vietnam veteran John Forbes Kerry's VP pick! NAZIS! NAZIS! NAZIS!
/This has been your LLL moment for today.
//What other blogger gives you breaking news at 5:45 AM? I bet none of them do.
///Yeah, I know it's not really "breaking" after this long, but I haven't been online for most of the night.
////Hat tip: Sarah.