The Lost SIT Post

I want to try something today. Remember back when we thought that they found French anti-aircraft missiles in Iraq that had been manufactured in the past year? It turns out that was a mistake, but the event still inspired a post I originally published on October 3, 2003. I ended up deleting the post after the error in judgment was corrected, but I still have a draft in my BlogSpot account, and I'm reviving part of it for an exclusive SIT flashback.

A few notes: First of all, this isn't the entire post. It's only the section that's still relevant. The part about the missiles has been removed, but that news inspired a rant, and that's what I'm including. Also, this was written a week after I started blogging, and at that time, nobody was reading anything I wrote (literally), so I was a bit less restrained in my style. In addition, this was before anyone knew that Kerry would be the Democratic presidential candidate. This may be hilarious and/or offensive (keep in mind that it's not supposed to be serious), but I think it deserves to be posted again, since I originally had to get rid of it. Click the extended entry to read...THE LOST POST.

...we need to bomb France before it's too late. We'll probably find out that Saddam sold all his WMD's to France the week before the war, and that's why we haven't found any. I bet Chirac is already planning to sell them to Fidel Castro and Kim Jong-Il and Jean Chretien...that's right, Canada is against us too. Why else would they have so many liberals? And don't even get me started on Antarctica...snow eatin' freaks.

Anyway, France sucks and needs to be destroyed. Believe me, it's for their own good. We can't wait for blackouts and heat waves to kill them off. If Frenchness is allowed to continue, it could spread to other parts of Europe (it already got Belgium) and eventually be carried to the U.S. by...I don't know, some French guy. We need to wipe out this threat for the good of humanity. And don't worry about them. Although they appear human, they have the same mental ability as your average bullfrog and absolutely no normal emotions. Also, I'm pretty sure some of them can't speak English. That's a sure sign of trouble.

Therefore, if you see someone who looks French, hit him with a baseball bat. If he says, "ow," you can let him live. If he says, "sacre bleu," immediately shoot him in the head. If he says, "hey, I'm a Vietnam veteran," it's probably John Kerry. Shoot him as well. I hope this helps you deal with the French menace, and I hope Frank J. doesn't sue me for ripping off his writing style. I'm sure he'd be okay with it. Any French bashing is good French bashing.