WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

kant's views on gay unions

Okay...I've studied Kant (briefly), and I don't remember anything about gay unions. I think that was a little after his time.

UPDATE
Holy crap, I got an even better one:

George W.Bush's bi-sexuality

That's.......great. You freak.

UPDATE THE SECOND
Here's another...interesting one:

poodle too active what to do

For some reason, I think that's hilarious. And to answer your question, allow me to quote Doctor Hibbert from The Simpsons:

"Fire, and lots of it!"