August 05, 2004

By the Way...

Apparently, liking guns makes you a racist.

This is from the guy who also thought it was "really disturbing" that President Bush would have his picture taken with people who weren't white.

I believe it's time to apply a simple litmus test to thin out the blogosphere. Just answer one question:

- Do you think that Duncan Black, a.k.a. Atrios, is a raving lunatic who doesn't even know what he's saying anymore?

If you answer "yes," you're allowed to blog. If you answer "no," or go off on a tangent about how using the word "diversity" properly makes you a white supremacist, and appearing in a photo with black people makes you a racist, you're whacked in the face with a blunt object, preferably a ClueBat, until you come to your senses.

Why does anybody take that forkin' idiot seriously? The guy sees racism everywhere.

"That cloud looks like a KKK hood! The atmosphere is racist!"

I can't believe people exist who are that freaking stupid.

UPDATE
I wonder if it would be possible to convince Atrios to change his name. After all, "Duncan Black" makes it sound like he enjoys drowning minorities.

I (or Larry the Liberal, if I can find him) may have to try this.

UPDATE THE SECOND
I left this in Atrios' comments:

OMG LOL YOU'RE NAME IS DUNCAN BLACK AND IT SOUNDZ LIKE THAT MEANS "DUNKING BLACK PEOPLE" YOU KNOW LIKE IN WATER SO YOU SHULD CHANGE YOU'RE NAME SO BLACK PPL DONT THIK YOU WHANT TO DROWND THEM LOL!!!111!!!

He'll probably delete it, but he has to read it first. Bwahaha.

Posted by CD on August 5, 2004 10:46 PM
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Semi-Intelligent Comments

Hats off t'ya! Brilliant maneuver!!

Posted by: Tuning Spork at August 5, 2004 11:59 PM

Hehe, your comment was still there when I posted mine about an hour ago.

Posted by: The Overlord at August 6, 2004 02:55 AM

It's still up. Of course, there were also enough other nasty comments to make any level-headed person stop and reconsider his view on the world and how he might be an idiot. Sadly, this was not the case.

Posted by: Alex at August 6, 2004 06:15 AM
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