My Fictional Conversation With Atrios

Atrios: Racism stalks you at every turn!
CD: Atrios!
Atrios: Well, it does -- aah! Racism! There it is! Racism!!!
CD: It's only a baby.
Atrios: (laughs sheepishly) Oh, yeah. You know, with leftist philosophy, the mind starts playing tricks. So --aah! Racism!
CD: That's only a cat.
Atrios: Oh. Aah! Racism!
CD: That's the baby again, Atrios.
Atrios: Oh. Where were we? Racism!!!

This is the kind of thing I come up with when I'm awake until 6:30 in the morning.

(Hat tip: The Simpsons)