OPEN LETTER TO THE REST OF THE WORLD
Your anti-Bush frothing only makes his victory that much sweeter, and the more you complain, the more pathetic you sound. As soon as you start voting in our elections, your opinions will gain an iota of relevance. Until then, kindly f**k off and leave us to control our destiny. Thank you.
-Your (self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-neck) pal,
CD
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Posted by CD on November 5, 2004 03:27 AMHey, can we go over to France and Germany the next time they have elections and watch them? Gotta have the U.N. in control, ya know!
Or even better, have editorials ready to send to the Mirror when the Brits have theirs.
"How can anybody possibly vote against my man Tony? Are you all just stupid or what?"
Posted by: Army NCO Guy at November 5, 2004 10:24 AMI really liked teh one that compared everyone who voted for bush to teh Nuremburg scientists.that gives me a warm feeling in my F**K YOU's. Cause you know expressing a different view from these troglodytes is apparently now equivalent to injecting colorants into the eyeballs of Jews. I'm not EVEN going to touch that particular piece of irony. Grr, i was a real happy-go-lucky guy until i read that, but now i'm actually miffed.
Posted by: tommy at November 5, 2004 10:43 AM