I just received the following comment from somethingone calling itherself "Smart Liberal":
HAHAHAHA.. u guys are such dumb losers... look you're so excited that you can change a number on the Daily Mirror headline that you failed to get the point... THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE DUMB FUCKS!!! Oh my god, you're the most stupidest people on the face of this planet... A. You voted for George Bush, a mysoginistic, racist, paranoid stupid dumb fuck and B. you don't even get it when the world is flipping you off... You're such a bunch of losers!
Now, I could just change this to a Ralph Wiggum quote, but I think it's much funnier to point out why this person is hilariously ignorant. Let's break the comment down:
HAHAHAHA.. u guys are such dumb losers...
Mistake #1: If you're going to use 12 year-old AOLspeak instead of English, you have to stay consistent. Therefore, either change "u" to "you," or change "HAHAHAHA" to "LOL." And ellipses are made of three periods, not two.
I know grammar doesn't necessarily determine intelligence, but it sure doesn't hurt to have some skills in the area.
look you're so excited that you can change a number on the Daily Mirror headline that you failed to get the point...
Look you forgot a comma your sentences are kind of confusing when you don't punctuate them properly they end up like this one isn't that weird?
THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS YOU'RE DUMB FUCKS!!!
Good thing we don't care what the rest of the world thinks. What is it with you liberals and the need to be popular, anyway? It's just like John Kerry and his "People agree with me, so I don't need to explain why I'm right" strategy.
Oh my god, you're the most stupidest people on the face of this planet...
And you've got the most worstest grammar on this blog.
A. You voted for George Bush...
Brilliant deduction. I tremble in awe at your mighty intellect. Please don't kill me with knowledge.
...a mysoginistic...
That word doesn't exist, but if you meant to say misogynistic, please explain.
...racist...
So Bush is a racist, even though he opposes racial discrimination and appointed two of the most powerful African-Americans in the history of the country? He must be in denial about his bigotry.
...paranoid...
Pot, kettle, etc., etc. I'd include the "black" part of that cliche, but you might call me a racist.
...stupid...
I've got two words for you: "Harvard" and "Yale."
...dumb...
Unless you're saying that he's physically incapable of speaking, you basically just called him stupid again. That must make him twice as stupid!!1!!1!!
...fuck...
Such creative insults. How do you do it?
...and B. you don't even get it when the world is flipping you off...
Actually, I do get it, and I think it's freaking hilarious. If everyone loves you, you're not being honest.
You're such a bunch of losers!
Tell that to Senators John Kerry and John Edwards.
Anyway, thanks for the comment, but you're seriously out of your league here. Why don't you go play with these guys?
Posted by CD on November 10, 2004 07:13 PMI'm trying not to gloat or anything, but it's DAMN entertaining to watch the entire Left melt down like the Wicked Witch of the West under Niagara Falls.
Posted by: CavalierX at November 10, 2004 09:42 PMThere was some article the other day about Kerry supporters seeking therapy following the election. They compared the symptoms to Post-traumatic Stress Disorder... I wish I had bookmarked that one.
Posted by: Katherine at November 10, 2004 11:06 PMCan I momentarily bring myself down to their level?
"Democraps are all just big dumb poopy heads!"
There. I feel better.
Posted by: Army NCO Guy at November 11, 2004 01:02 AMI wouldn't exactly go bragging about "Harvard" as a sign of intelligence. Ally McBeal went to Harvard, after all, and I've worked with Harvard grads who...never mind.
(Just had to bring a Munuvian blogbro down to Earth. Heh.)
OTOH If everyone loves you, you're not being honest is absolute genius! Sounds like something Heinlein might've said!
Posted by: Victor at November 12, 2004 09:51 AMSimilar, but longer. Thanks :)