You Learn Something New Every Day (Third Edition)

I just found out, via his Facebook profile, that my brother has a blog. I was not aware of this. It's not like this one, however. Here's an excerpt from a random post:

I figured the professer would be pissed and give me no credit for it because it was such bullshit, but she left the comment "Great imagination!!" and i got full credit. Moral of the story: Bullshitting always works.

Or how about this one:

Thats right, fuck you in the ass motherfuckers. This is our holiday greeting on our door that says "Happy Fuckin' Holidays from your boys in 305". God, we're so cool.

I'm related to this guy. That's scary.

(I'd link to the blog itself, but...do you really want that?)

UPDATE
Speaking of Facebook profiles, my friends list is pretty barren right now, so if any fellow college students have profiles on Thefacebook.com, feel free to add me. Just do a "global search" on Syracuse using my real name. And if you don't know my real name...check the post below this. I don't type it directly into the blog because I don't want people Googling me (as if that would ever happen), but it's not like I keep my identity a secret.

If you don't have a Facebook profile...you're missing a key part of the college experience.