March 22, 2005

Die, Evil Spring Semester, Die: Second Edition

You know, I've got the entire plot for the next Bob and Joe adventure pretty much planned out, along with tons of jokes and character interactions. But I can't actually write it yet, because I have to study for and take a huge test on business models and Nielsen ratings and boring crap like that, then type up a 3 page paper on cemeteries based on field research, then read about 800 pages of stuff that will take me the next few days to get through, then present a branding plan for Comedy Central, then take another test on weather and ecosystems, then read a 300 page book on underwater archaeology and write a paper on it, then write a history paper, then do a bunch of other useless liberal arts crap for about a month.

Way to stifle my creativity, Syracuse. I'm sure this will really help my screenwriting career take off.


Check out an example of the kind of thing I'll have to deal with on this useless test:

Rules on multiple ownership of broadcasting stations specify that ownership of radio stations in a local market is dependent on market size while the duopoly rule pertains to station ranking and coverage. National TV ownership is limited to no more than 35% of TV homes in the country. Discuss why, in the era of deregulation, these rules still stand. Do you think there should be different ownership limits? Why/why not?

Look, if I wanted to learn about business, I'd major in fucking business, all right? I'm not interested in the distribution of the product. I want to create the fucking product. Get some soulless empty suit do the drone work and let me express myself, you bastards.

In case you haven't figured it out, I'm pissed the fuck off right now. Fucking bullshit semester from hell.

Hey, this uncensored stuff is kinda fun.

Posted by CD on March 22, 2005 07:32 PM
Category: College
Semi-Intelligent Comments

So... what are you trying to say, exactly? :-D

Posted by: Harvey at March 23, 2005 06:30 PM
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