Usually, when I link to a DU thread, I exaggerate the main idea of the discussion for comic effect, but that's the actual fuckin' title of this thing. Check out the brilliant literary accomplishment that's been spewed into cyberspace by a mental giant calling him/her/itself "texpatriot2004:"
Republicans killed the forests
Republicans killed the seas
Republicans killed Alaska
and they killed the air we breatheRepublicans killed America
Republicans killed Democracy
Republicans killed our country
and they killed our economyRepublicans killed our elderly
Republicans killed our children
Republicans killed our Gulf Coast
and they killed our familyRepublicans killed the truth
Republicans killed morality
Republicans killed all justice
and they killed equalityRepublicans killed it all you see
and they killed it all for money
Comedy. Gold.
But the best part is the responses, which demonstrate the firm death grip of hysterical emotionalism on these exceptions to survival of the fittest:
I am so sick of this. I can't sleep. I finally lay down to try to sleep and I cry. I cry for the environment. I cry for the economy. I cry for the fraud. I cry for my country. I cry for my own financial fears. I cry for the fears and worries of others who are struggling, especially those that have it worse than I do. I cry for worry that it won't end. I cry for it to end. I cry for the wildlife. I cry for the Earth. I cry from the stress and worry. I cry, I weep, I sob...and still no sleep.
Awwww, poor baby. Here, have a nice warm glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL WITH SHIT.
(Yeah, I'm in an obscene mood tonight. Can you motherfuckin' tell, bitches?)
...I cry for all the murdered Iraq women and children. And I pray that karma really exists.
This confused poster apparently doesn't realize that the bullshit idea of "karma" contradicts any mainstream philosophy that relies on prayer, so if it is real, you're talking to the ceiling. Isn't this fun?
(Second parenthetical note: Have I mentioned that karma is bullshit? In case I didn't...karma is bullshit. Thank you.)
Fortunately, I live in Allegheny County, PA. close to Pittsburgh - and MOST of us have the brains to see through this slimebag's bullshit...No offense to slimebags, of course...And whatever knuckleheads I run into, I try to convert with the facts...
It is actually kind of fun, when you see the light dawn on these morans, when they realize how badly they have been taken...
Hey, I live in Allegheny County in the summer. And after reading this, I'm glad that I don't live there more often.
I think even many Republifascists, although they may not admit it, would see the plain truth in your lines.
Well, this "Republifascist" does see the plain truth in those lines. And that truth is "texpatriot2004 is fucking insane."
Oh, look, another comment from texpatriot:
I have had a knot in my stomach for weeks now. It feels like I have been kicked there over and over.
You know, I've heard that years of seething with rage can cause stomach problems. I think BDS (Bush Derangement Syndrome) is your culprit.
Republicans killed public faith in an impartial judiciary. Republicans killed national unity. Republicans killed decades of social progress. Republicans killed balanced budgets.
"Republicans stole my bong!"
...Oh, wait, that's Frank's line.
And yet another comment from Texpatriot:
Republicans killed our civil rights.
I'll believe that when you're dragged off to...wherever it is you fucktards think dissenters are being dragged off to.
The dirty,dirty, dirty evil bastards they are killing the world.
"Bush-Cheney Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with!!!"
...Oops, my mistake again. That's Old Dirty Bastard, not Dirty Evil Bastards. I'm so scatterbrained tonight...
And now, a comment that has to be from a right-wing spy:
Babie baking...I hear they bake liberal babies in their bread too.
Bwahaha!!!
Posted by CD on November 7, 2005 10:42 PM | TrackBack