February 23, 2006

Stinchisms of the Week

- "Harding was basically a whore."

- "...It's crap, by the way. It's like kissing your sister; it's just not worth it."

- "Any column in the New York Times is worth a C in this class."

- "You're gonna have 200 men out of work for three days if you don't get a drill bit, you stupid bastards!"

- "If you're really hungry, you don't think much of politics except to eat your neighbor."

Posted by CD on February 23, 2006 11:06 AM | TrackBack
Category: College
Semi-Intelligent Comments

Topper Harley: Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.

Just seems appropriate.

Posted by: tommy at February 24, 2006 09:04 PM
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