This Is So Retarded That I Can't Even Think of a Decent Post Title

I'm ashamed to even be in the same galaxy as these fucking lunatics. The brief comedy (notice the tinfoil hats) they provide is outweighed by the detrimental impact they have on the already dismal collective intelligence of humanity.

Here's a suggestion, dumbshits: Wait until high tide next time. I hear water has magical properties that make your delusional dreams come true...