August 17, 2008

The More You Know

Here's a tip: If you decide to take a walk through a suburban neighborhood at 3:30 AM, you should keep in mind that certain spiders like to build webs at this time of day, and be aware of any locations where this building is likely to occur. Otherwise, you risk getting a face full of spider silk.

I'll let you figure out how I made this discovery.

Also, it's common knowledge that deer will basically stand still and stare into headlight beams. However, I've found that they're more likely to turn and run away from a flashlight beam.

Use this knowledge wisely, my friends.

Posted by CD on August 17, 2008 04:31 AM | TrackBack
Semi-Intelligent Comments

Don't forget Mace when walking late at night.

I don't mean that spray crap, I mean the club with the pointy metal weight on the end.


Posted by: tommy at August 17, 2008 10:47 PM
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