September 15, 2008

Deep Thought for Today

Have you ever considered the fact that, when you eat chicken, you are, in a very roundabout way, actually eating a dinosaur?

Trippy, dude.

(NOTE: I promise that I am not under the influence of anything besides too many episodes of Jurassic Fight Club. Also, new Name That iTune coming later)

Posted by CD on September 15, 2008 03:24 AM | TrackBack
Category: Random Thoughts
Semi-Intelligent Comments

I prefer to think of them as extremely mature eggs.

...A friend of mine used to ask for "fried chicken embryos" whenever we went to Denny's.

Posted by: The Mulatto Maker at September 15, 2008 09:30 PM

"I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress understood me, because she said, 'How would you like your eggs?' So I tried to answer her anyhow. I said, 'Incubated, and then raised, and then beheaded, and then plucked, and then cut up, then put onto a grill, then put onto a bun. Shit, it's gonna take awhile. I don't have time. Scrambled!'"

- Mitch Hedberg

Posted by: CD at September 16, 2008 04:29 AM
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