Open Letter to People Upset Over the NY Post's "Dead Chimp" Cartoon

Dear unfathomably retarded race-baiting perpetual victims,

If you would spend a little more time learning about how government actually works and a little less time looking for racism around every corner, perhaps you'd realize that Obama didn't write the motherfucking stimulus bill, so there's absolutely no reason to believe that this cartoon was in any way related to him.

You stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid fucks.

By the way, as others have pointed out, if you see a cartoon depicting a chimp and immediately think, "hey, that reminds me of a black person," or vice versa, then you have the damn problem, not the person who drew the fucking cartoon. Some of us have evolved (HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!) to the point where we're able to see people as people and evaluate blatantly non-racial statements on their merits rather than running our reactions through an arbitrary filter such as the amount of melanin in the current president's skin.

Kill yourselves. Seriously. You have no fucking reason to live, and the world would be a much better place without your manufactured outrage polluting the public discourse.

In closing, fuck you. Especially Al Sharpton.

Sincerely,

- CD

UPDATE
After reading some more reactions, allow me to restate my previous point:

IF YOU SEE A CARTOON OF A CHIMP AND IMMEDIATELY ASSOCIATE IT WITH A BLACK PERSON, THEN YOU ARE THE FUCKING RACIST, NOT THE CARTOONIST.

I fucking swear, it's like some people are actually making a conscious effort to remain stupid.

Crimestop, anyone?

UPDATE THE SECOND
To restate another point in a way that you dipshits may not miss:

OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL
OBAMA DID NOT WRITE THE STIMULUS BILL

If the cartoon was about Obama, the cop would say "They'll have to find someone else to sign the next stimulus bill," you ignorant bastards.

I'm not sure why I'm surprised that people who may not know who controls Congress are unaware of how Congress operates, but still...

Fuck. Just kill yourselves.