STAY.
THE FUCK.
OUT.
OF.
MY BED!!!
That is not a place for you, whether I am in it or not. And now I have to wash my comforter because you disgusting little bastards can't die without making a mess.
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
CD
PS: I have now killed 146 of you. You'd think it would be obvious that you're not welcome here.
Posted by CD on September 21, 2010 06:59 AM | TrackBackI'm not sure if they know how to read, bro.
Posted by: The Mulatto Maker at September 21, 2010 12:42 PMI figured that since killing the damn things outright doesn't seem to get the message across, I'd change my strategy. My life is surreal enough sometimes that I half expect it to work.
It's probably worth mentioning that this was not the first time I caught a 'pede in my bed. Shit like this is why I don't sleep at night.
Posted by: CD at September 22, 2010 12:46 PM