September 21, 2010

Another Open Letter to Centipedes

STAY.

THE FUCK.

OUT.

OF.

MY BED!!!

That is not a place for you, whether I am in it or not. And now I have to wash my comforter because you disgusting little bastards can't die without making a mess.

Fuck you.

Sincerely,

CD

PS: I have now killed 146 of you. You'd think it would be obvious that you're not welcome here.

Posted by CD on September 21, 2010 06:59 AM | TrackBack
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I'm not sure if they know how to read, bro.

Posted by: The Mulatto Maker at September 21, 2010 12:42 PM

I figured that since killing the damn things outright doesn't seem to get the message across, I'd change my strategy. My life is surreal enough sometimes that I half expect it to work.

It's probably worth mentioning that this was not the first time I caught a 'pede in my bed. Shit like this is why I don't sleep at night.

Posted by: CD at September 22, 2010 12:46 PM
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