September 23, 2006

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

guns dont kill people dads with pretty daughters kill people

O.........

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...kay...

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September 10, 2006

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

what is she mean i need-more-time relationship

Based on your search, I'm going to say that she means "I'm not interested in you, but you're so dumb that you probably wouldn't understand if I said that."

Just a guess.

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June 19, 2006

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

i think somethings wrong with my fetus

I'm more worried about your punctuation.

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May 08, 2006

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

retards on a pogo stick

I'm really not sure what I could possibly add to that one.

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February 08, 2006

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Man, it's been a long time since I did this.

How to right a political campaign slogan

I'm guessing that "check your spelling" is part of the process.

blind people wish see bush face

Now that's just all over the place. I think someone just copied the anti-filter line from a spam email.

bush twins speech sucked, slutty

Whoa, what's up with that last part? What kind of sucking are we talking about here?

...I think I'll leave it at that.

UPDATE
Got another good one right after I posted this:

VAGINA CAKE

I think the capitalization conveys a sense of urgency that makes this a lot funnier.

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September 11, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

does studying the humanities giev u better verbal skills

If it does, you'd better start now.

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June 28, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

song lyrics about Things

I believe we have a winner in the "broadest search ever" contest. Either that, or they were looking for songs that aren't about people or places.

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June 18, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

This may be the most disturbing search EVER:

Jennifer's husband Jim gets her Drunk Clark male striper 10 inch cock he fucks her

We're very specific in our requests, aren't we?

Crap, I feel dirty for having posted this...

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June 06, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

is it okay to have anal sex if you use a douche christian

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...WOW.

Posted by CD at 09:24 PM | Comments (1)

June 01, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

indite bush

I think this search speaks for itself.

Posted by CD at 07:37 PM | Comments (0)

May 25, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

instructions for killing people

Um...should I forward this person's IP to a law enforcement agency?

Posted by CD at 02:51 PM | Comments (1)

April 12, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

now remove my skirt

Um...I think this is the first time I've seen someone try to have cybersex via Google.

what the fuck is wrong with employment people

I don't know. Maybe they don't like profanity.

mr holt's project thingy with a flag

How much do you think you're going to find by using "thingy" in your search, moron?

"why are black people so dumb"

It's actually disturbing how often I get searches like this. I guess there are a lot of racists on the Internets.

Posted by CD at 03:40 PM | Comments (1)

April 04, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

can I still for college even though past the deadline

How exactly do you for college?

(OT: I know I've been doing a lot of filler lately, but by next Friday (April 15), I should have enough free time to start posting regularly again. I'm also planning to start the new Bob and Joe script that weekend. Just bear with me for a few more days. Thanks.)

Posted by CD at 10:53 PM | Comments (0)

April 01, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

do you think it tickles women when i

This isn't an April Fool's post. I seriously got a visitor using that phrase. I really don't know what to think. However...

I'm going to be in the library for a few hours so I can study without Chimp interference. I expect to see some hilarious comments to this post by the time I get back tonight. Just complete the sentence or something.

Posted by CD at 02:30 AM | Comments (2)

March 29, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! (E-Mail Edition)

I was just checkin' my Gmail (by the way, I have 50 invites, if anyone's interested), and I noticed an e-mail with the subject line, "HELP UNICEF PLEASE." I opened it (I have a Mac, so viruses don't worry me) to find the following text:

NEVER SEND SPAM. IT IS BAD.

That's all it says. No attachments, no links, nothing. Just those two sentences.

...

Posted by CD at 01:20 PM | Comments (1)

March 10, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

tips for gettin into college

Tip #1: Spell everything right.

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March 07, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

when you just don't get it you can upset it but when you learn to accept it lyrics

Um...a little verbose, aren't we?

UPDATE
A couple more good ones to brighten up your Monday:

editorial column written by bogeyman

the pope is a homophobe

I have to get back to writing my history paper now. Farewell.

Posted by CD at 06:04 PM | Comments (1)

February 23, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

hitler knife chicken

...How are these three words at all related?

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February 07, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

fight of the fittest v.s monkey ninja

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January 18, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

What kinda fucked up parallel universe am i in

Apparently, one where Google will answer that question.

Posted by CD at 10:55 PM | Comments (3)

January 12, 2005

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

everything on satan hamsters

I don't even want to know what they were expecting to find with that one.

Posted by CD at 06:09 PM | Comments (5)

December 22, 2004

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

college is to hard

Yes, college probably is too hard if you can't spell.

Posted by CD at 12:28 AM | Comments (0)

December 07, 2004

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Huge manipulated boobs

Why do I keep getting searches like this? This one isn't even from the English version of Google.

Posted by CD at 05:30 PM | Comments (10)

December 02, 2004

What the Crap?!

So...apparently, SIT is the #1 Google search result for beyonce's vagina.

I really worry about people sometimes.

(I'm still #12 for Swiss Cake Rolls. I don't get it.)

UPDATE
Once again, a tiny post leads to more comments than a long, detailed post. I think my next post will just say "Things happened today and I thought about them." I should get dozens of comments then.

Posted by CD at 11:53 PM | Comments (7)

November 21, 2004

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

beyonce's vagina looks like this

Everybody close your eyes and repeat after me:

"I don't want to know...I don't want to know...I don't want to know..."

Posted by CD at 04:40 AM | Comments (5)

October 06, 2004

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

legality of shaving another person's feet in california

...I don't even want to think about why someone would be looking for that. Something about it just sounds wrong.

Or maybe I just have hobbits visiting my blog. Yeah, that must be it.

UPDATE
Amazingly, I got a better term a few minutes ago:

"sex toys" "since I was young"

...Have I mentioned lately that I don't understand people?

Posted by CD at 04:43 PM | Comments (3)