guns dont kill people dads with pretty daughters kill people
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what is she mean i need-more-time relationship
Based on your search, I'm going to say that she means "I'm not interested in you, but you're so dumb that you probably wouldn't understand if I said that."
Just a guess.
i think somethings wrong with my fetus
I'm more worried about your punctuation.
Man, it's been a long time since I did this.
How to right a political campaign slogan
I'm guessing that "check your spelling" is part of the process.
blind people wish see bush face
Now that's just all over the place. I think someone just copied the anti-filter line from a spam email.
bush twins speech sucked, slutty
Whoa, what's up with that last part? What kind of sucking are we talking about here?
...I think I'll leave it at that.
UPDATE
Got another good one right after I posted this:
I think the capitalization conveys a sense of urgency that makes this a lot funnier.
does studying the humanities giev u better verbal skills
If it does, you'd better start now.
I believe we have a winner in the "broadest search ever" contest. Either that, or they were looking for songs that aren't about people or places.
This may be the most disturbing search EVER:
Jennifer's husband Jim gets her Drunk Clark male striper 10 inch cock he fucks her
We're very specific in our requests, aren't we?
Crap, I feel dirty for having posted this...
is it okay to have anal sex if you use a douche christian
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instructions for killing people
Um...should I forward this person's IP to a law enforcement agency?
Um...I think this is the first time I've seen someone try to have cybersex via Google.
what the fuck is wrong with employment people
I don't know. Maybe they don't like profanity.
mr holt's project thingy with a flag
How much do you think you're going to find by using "thingy" in your search, moron?
"why are black people so dumb"
It's actually disturbing how often I get searches like this. I guess there are a lot of racists on the Internets.
can I still for college even though past the deadline
How exactly do you for college?
(OT: I know I've been doing a lot of filler lately, but by next Friday (April 15), I should have enough free time to start posting regularly again. I'm also planning to start the new Bob and Joe script that weekend. Just bear with me for a few more days. Thanks.)
do you think it tickles women when i
This isn't an April Fool's post. I seriously got a visitor using that phrase. I really don't know what to think. However...
I'm going to be in the library for a few hours so I can study without Chimp interference. I expect to see some hilarious comments to this post by the time I get back tonight. Just complete the sentence or something.
I was just checkin' my Gmail (by the way, I have 50 invites, if anyone's interested), and I noticed an e-mail with the subject line, "HELP UNICEF PLEASE." I opened it (I have a Mac, so viruses don't worry me) to find the following text:
NEVER SEND SPAM. IT IS BAD.
That's all it says. No attachments, no links, nothing. Just those two sentences.
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when you just don't get it you can upset it but when you learn to accept it lyrics
Um...a little verbose, aren't we?
UPDATE
A couple more good ones to brighten up your Monday:
editorial column written by bogeyman
I have to get back to writing my history paper now. Farewell.
...How are these three words at all related?
fight of the fittest v.s monkey ninja
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What kinda fucked up parallel universe am i in
Apparently, one where Google will answer that question.
I don't even want to know what they were expecting to find with that one.
Yes, college probably is too hard if you can't spell.
Why do I keep getting searches like this? This one isn't even from the English version of Google.
So...apparently, SIT is the #1 Google search result for beyonce's vagina.
I really worry about people sometimes.
(I'm still #12 for Swiss Cake Rolls. I don't get it.)
UPDATE
Once again, a tiny post leads to more comments than a long, detailed post. I think my next post will just say "Things happened today and I thought about them." I should get dozens of comments then.
beyonce's vagina looks like this
Everybody close your eyes and repeat after me:
"I don't want to know...I don't want to know...I don't want to know..."
legality of shaving another person's feet in california
...I don't even want to think about why someone would be looking for that. Something about it just sounds wrong.
Or maybe I just have hobbits visiting my blog. Yeah, that must be it.
UPDATE
Amazingly, I got a better term a few minutes ago:
"sex toys" "since I was young"
...Have I mentioned lately that I don't understand people?