July 17, 2004

Obligatory Self-Centered, Non-Political Saturday Post

Okay, completely off any topic I've covered lately...I was bored around the beginning of June, so I decided to grow a beard just for the heck of it. It has now been about 5 weeks, and this is all I've been able to do so far:

Picture 1
Picture 2

How long do these things usually take?

Oh, well. In any case, you've gotta admit that I look better with a beard than Saddam. If you don't believe me, click the extended entry, and I'll prove it to you!

"Your beard is not better than mine! I have the Mother of All Beards!"

CDS 1.jpg
"Your beard sucks! You're just mad because the US dragged your murderous @ss out of a hole in the ground!"

"That is not true! Bush is the real criminal and my people are in bondage!"

CDS 3.jpg
"Sorry, Saddamster, but I'm afraid that you're the criminal here. And my beard is still better than yours."

"Liar! Come over here and say that!"

CDS 2.jpg
"Ooooh, I'm shakin' in my trousers, dude. Just wait until the Iraqis get you. Not only will they cut off your inferior beard, they'll separate it from your body entirely! See ya!"

...I want to do more, but it takes too long to make these pictures. In conclusion: My beard is better than Saddam Hussein's. Thank you.

(Hat tip to Rock, Paper, Saddam for the inspiration and the photos)

Posted by CD on July 17, 2004 07:10 PM
Semi-Intelligent Comments

What is with the beard thing lately?! Everyone seems to be growing one.

But good luck with it.

Posted by: Katherine at July 18, 2004 11:33 AM

I can't speak for everyone else, but I just wanted to try something different. Also, it's easier than shaving.

Posted by: CD at July 18, 2004 05:12 PM
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