August 07, 2004

My Fictional Conversation With Atrios

Atrios: Racism stalks you at every turn!
CD: Atrios!
Atrios: Well, it does -- aah! Racism! There it is! Racism!!!
CD: It's only a baby.
Atrios: (laughs sheepishly) Oh, yeah. You know, with leftist philosophy, the mind starts playing tricks. So --aah! Racism!
CD: That's only a cat.
Atrios: Oh. Aah! Racism!
CD: That's the baby again, Atrios.
Atrios: Oh. Where were we? Racism!!!

This is the kind of thing I come up with when I'm awake until 6:30 in the morning.

(Hat tip: The Simpsons)

Posted by CD on August 7, 2004 06:28 AM
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