August 28, 2004

So Bored

I just took the Essay Generator for a spin. Check out the essay it wrote on liberals...

(I put it in the extended entry. I hope you don't have to ask why.)

An essay on liberals

The subject of liberals has been covered intensively by the world press over the past decade. I find my self constantly drawn back to the subject of liberals. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, liberals is featuring more and more in the ideals of the young and upwardly mobile. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning liberals by those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of liberals.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he shead new light on liberals, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. Difference among people, race, culture and society is essential on the survival of our world, however liberals smells of success.

Did I mention how lovely liberals is? If society has a favourite child, it is liberals.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with liberals. Of course, liberals fits perfectly into the Simple-Many-Pies model of economics.


There are a number of reasons which may be attributed to this unquestionable correlation. In spite of the best efforts of The World Bank the national debt cannot sustain this instability for long. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression.

Political Factors

Politics was once a game featuring competitors from elite classes. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of liberals can be like looking at 0

One quote comes instantly to mind when examining this topic. I mean of course the words of award winning journalist Aaron B. Adger 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of liberals, his words cannot be over-looked. If liberals be the food of politics, play on.
Is liberals politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.


In conclusion, liberals deserves all of the attention it gets. It enriches, brought up a generation, though liberals brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly liberals.

I'll leave you with this quote from Macaulay Clooney: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without liberals by my side.' [3]

[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing

[3] Smashing Hits - Issue 224 - Jazz Media

Posted by CD on August 28, 2004 07:56 PM
Semi-Intelligent Comments

CD, my brain hurts now. Why did you subject me to that?

It's a good thing I have no idea what I just read. Did any of it make sense to anyone?

Posted by: Army NCO Guy at August 28, 2004 09:28 PM

The graph about the national debt seems about right.

Posted by: CD at August 28, 2004 10:25 PM
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