March 25, 2007

Holy Fuck, I'm Out of Shape

I somehow managed to hurt my back in the process of sleeping.

Sleeping. The least physical activity it's possible to do.

This really isn't a good sign.

Posted by CD on March 25, 2007 07:06 PM | TrackBack
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now, don't feel too bad, i did the same thing, although there were extenuating circumstances. Had a friend of the female persuasion that i think of as a sister over and we were platonically sleeping together(what, you don't sleep with your sister?). She was behind me and i felt her put her had on my shoulder. I thoguht "well, this is nice" and before i could act, she had the crook of her elbow around my throat and was squeezing with all her might. Throttled me in her sleep she did.

I couldn't walk straight for a week.

Sisters, eh?


Posted by: tommy at March 25, 2007 09:04 PM

You're just bragging about the fact that you had a girl in your bed, aren't you?

...Hm. The pain appears to be making me more surly than usual. Good times.

(Also: I believe stories like yours are supposed to end with "she couldn't walk straight for a week...")

Posted by: CD at March 25, 2007 09:53 PM

if it makes you feel better, the resultant blueballs is NOT a good thing.


Posted by: tommy at March 26, 2007 07:22 PM


Posted by: CD at March 26, 2007 08:12 PM
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