Well, apparently, the new definition of "news" is "AbuGhraibAbuGhraibAbuGhraibAbuGhraib," so there's not a lot to blog about. Fortunately, I found some pictures on John Kerry's blog that are in dire need of captions, so I'm going to help them out. Click the extended entry to see, and feel free to come up with your own.
"You see, a Republican cuts taxes during a deficit, and raises defense spending during a war. Now I raise taxes during a deficit, and cut defense spending during a war. Therefore I'm mad." (If you don't get this one, go here, then go here.)
"We are all individuals!"
(Hint.)
"That is the most crooked, you know, tasteless bow-tie I've ever seen. And by the way, I think Denzel Washington is sneaking up behind you."
I can't come up with a good caption for this one at the moment, so I'll leave it to you. For now.
Hehehe!!
Posted by: The Sicilian at May 20, 2004 09:28 PM[Top pic]
"I'm John Kerry, and this is my fabulous French manicure."
Posted by: Army NCO Guy at May 20, 2004 10:03 PM[bottom]
"Look, Mr. Kerry! I've invented a machine that will allow you to take Botox treatments in the privacy of your own home!"