End of Hiatus

With all due respect to Eminem...

CUE THE MUSIC!!!

Guess who's back, back again
CD's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants this vacation no more
They want blogging so I'll deliver
Well if you want blogging, this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Clue™ mixed with a fisk blizzard
Fox News jumpstarts my heart and it's a shock
When hostages in Iraq get broadcast online by Al Qaeda when they're decapitating
Now we're bombing the places where they're operating
You waited this long now start debating
Cuz I'm back and the left's become infuriating
I know that you got a fortune Ms. Kerry, but your husband's campaign is bloviating
So the DNC won't let me be or let me be free so let me see
They tried to shut me down with MoveOn PAC but it feels so empty without me
So come on and click, check out the hyperlinks, read that
Blogs on the left seem bereft of sense they don't relent
They even link to DU from Kerry
Michael Moore is a genius?
F**K YOU TERRY!

Now this looks like a blog for me so everybody bookmark SIT
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so lefty without me
I said this looks like a blog for me so everybody bookmark SIT
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so lefty without me

Little hellions, hippies feeling rebellious
Can't compete with my thoughts, cuz I'm semi-intelligent
I start feeling like the left is irrelevant,
'Til someone comes along at a protest and yells "Fascist!"
A visionary, brainwashing is scary, wants a Communist revolution, quoting from Chomsky
A rebel, so let me just revel and bask, in the fact that Democrats are symbolized by an ass
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe they took down the Trade Center and you attack G Dubya B?
Well I'm back nananananananananana
Fix your tinfoil hat, put it on and then I'm gonna
Enter in and drown out all your spin cuz I'm a drummer
The center of attention back for the summer
I'm interesting, my popularity's cresting
While the moonbats on the left wing are still protesting
Posting, attention please, feel the tension when someone links to SIT
I'm workin' with the VRWC
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a blog for me so everybody bookmark SIT
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so lefty without me
I said this looks like a blog for me so everybody bookmark SIT
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so lefty without me

A tiskit, a taskit, I'll go tit for tat with people who support the dictator from Tikrit
Moqtada Al-Sadr, I'll see you later
It's better to die than be a freedom hater
And Osama, you can get stomped by a llama, you cave dwelling towel-headed terrorist bomber
You can't beat us, you're too old, let go, its over, all your buddies wound up in Gitmo
Now lets go, just give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new blog posts
I've been dope, suspenseful with my text full
Ever since the Gorebot went out of control
But sometimes it just seems like every liberal attacks the GOP
So this must mean we're disgusting, but its just them they're projecting
Though I'm not the first Republican who wants to make movies
I've infiltrated a liberal university, and maybe once they're rid of me
I can help set the Left Coast free
Hey, there's a concept that works
20 million other right-wing screenwriters emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so lefty without me

Now this looks like a blog for me so everybody bookmark SIT
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so lefty without me
I said this looks like a blog for me so everybody bookmark SIT
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so lefty without me

...You really don't want to know how much time I spent manipulating those lyrics for my own purposes. Anyway...I'M BACK! No more of this "political hiatus" BS. I can't take it anymore. I took a break, got rid of some of the anger, and now I'm trying to think happy thoughts. Mmmm...mass graves full of dead terrorists. Wait...that's not happy enough...wait a minute...mass graves full of live terrorists who are slowly suffocating due to the lack of oxygen 6 feet underground! That's more like it! HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!

Anyway, you are now reading the new and improved Semi-Intelligent Thoughts. Why is it new and improved? BECAUSE I FARGIN' SAID SO, THAT'S WHY! I've got a ton of stuff to post this week, including my fisking of Algore, which will hopefully be finished sometime in the next 48 hours. In addition, I'll be writing as much as possible to make up for the last week. It's gonna be awesome.

I will leave this post at the top of the page for a few hours though, because I worked way too hard on that song to just drop it out of view right away. Also, I probably won't have anything new posted until later in the day, because I'm conducting preemptive chemical warfare operations against domestic invaders this afternoon (read: spraying this stuff around my windows), and I need to leave the room for a few hours while the fumes dissipate. Sorry, but it's them or me.

In any case, SIT IS BACK IN BUSINESS!