You know, I often hear the neolibs saying that the entire War On Terror is part of some vast PNAC conspiracy to turn the entire world into an American empire. Some even think this organization had a hand in the 9/11 attacks. So, here's my question:
If there's a secret plot being carried out by these people, why do they have a website that details just about all of their positions? I can just see the answers...
"It's because Dumbya is such an incompetent chimpenhawk that he can't even get his imperialistic cronies to cover up their plans! No blood for Hitler! Bush is oil!"
Seriously, this is the least secretive conspiracy I've ever seen.
UPDATE
By the way, the word "chimpenhawk" now officially belongs to me. I Googled it and got no results, so now it's mine. HA!
On another note, one of these words I invent has to catch on eventually. Rachel Lucas got all kinds of attention for "asshat," and she didn't even make that up herself! Throw me a frickin' bone here, blogosphere!
UPDATE THE SECOND
Read this. It's relevant to the post.