December 17, 2004

I Don't Even Know What to Say About This

Amber Alert issued after fetus removed from mother's body

Missouri authorities issued an Amber Alert for an infant who may have survived after a woman was slain and a fetus removed from her body.

Bobbi Jo Stinnett, who was eight months' pregnant, was killed Thursday afternoon in her home in Skidmore in northwestern Missouri, the Nodaway County Sheriff's Department said.

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I'm trying to decide whether I should violate my self-censorship rule, because I'm basically thinking this:

*** *********** ************! * **** *** **** ** *********** **** ** ******* ********! ****** *** *** ** *** ** **** ******* ****** ******* *** ********* *********! **** ***!!!

...Discuss.

Posted by CD on December 17, 2004 02:00 PM
Category: General Stupidity
Semi-Intelligent Comments

The Amber Alert would probably read something like this:

Be on the lookout for a possible white female baby. It is about one month premature. If the possible white female baby is spotted with a blond-haired person, please call the authorities immediately.

Posted by: Crispy23 at December 17, 2004 04:18 PM

Oh man, that was just a joke. Check this out. Guess I wasn't too far off.

Posted by: Crispy23 at December 17, 2004 04:22 PM

Yes.. I believe I thought something along those lines when I read that story too.
People are... well, they disturb me, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Katherine at December 17, 2004 04:47 PM

Those asterisks reminded me of your "40 million dead babies" project.

...grr. Kill people.

Posted by: Army NCO Guy at December 17, 2004 05:59 PM

I just heard that they found the baby and it appears that the child is going to be fine.

Posted by: Crispy23 at December 17, 2004 06:43 PM

I just heard they found her too. Me & a friend of mine had just been watching something about Chemical Ali and were trying to figure out the best way to execute him. I say sarin gas, maybe ricin, a teeny bit at a time for the next decade, when he will succumb to cumulative effects.

Then we saw about Psycho Lady. I couldn't come up with an execution method good enough for her.

Posted by: Army NCO Guy at December 18, 2004 10:16 AM

Um, by "her" I meant Psycho Infant-Stealing Lady. yeah.

Posted by: Army NCO Guy at December 18, 2004 01:17 PM

I'd suggest she visit Dr. Lecter, just for some counseling of course... :-X Sick, I know, but no more so than her. ::shudders:: WHO does that?

Posted by: Katherine at December 18, 2004 02:34 PM
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