February 25, 2005

Maybe If I Toss A Banana At Them, They'll Go Away

You may think I'm exaggerating when I talk about how annoying the people on my floor can be. You'd be wrong.

Right now, a couple of The Chimps are skateboarding in the hallway.

Skateboarding. In. The hallway.

SKATE.F**KING.BOARDING.IN.A.DORM.HALLWAY.

I think the school accidentally put me in a zoo exhibit instead of a residence hall.

UPDATE
Actual quote from a couple seconds ago:

"This carpet's slowing me down."

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE SKATEBOARDING IN A MOTHERF**KING DORM, @SSNOZZLE!!!!!!!!

Posted by CD on February 25, 2005 04:36 PM
Category: General Stupidity
Semi-Intelligent Comments

Heh. Try to imagine a bunch of drunken soldiers in a barracks.

Posted by: Army NCO Guy at February 25, 2005 07:19 PM

the 2x4 will slow them down a lot more when poked out your door about 4.5 feet from the ground. Hypothetically saying. I'm not advocating ANYTHING of course, especially without a digital camera ready.
:-D

Posted by: tommy at February 25, 2005 11:48 PM

Tommy, you really shouldn't give me ideas like that. I'm probably angry enough at these idiots to try it.

Especially since I have a digital camera...

Posted by: CD at February 26, 2005 02:40 AM
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