March 25, 2005


- After giving it way too much thought, I believe I've figured out the secret of Dave Chappelle's comedy. It's so simple, it's brilliant!

Phase 1: Take a regular character or situation and add a "black" element somehow.
Phase 2: Take any phrase and add the word "bitch."
Phase 3: Profit! (A.K.A. "I'm rich, biatch!")

The secret's out, Chappelle. The secret's out.

- I want to start a band called "Tear" (as in rip) and release an album called "Tear" (as in the water that comes from your eyes). Then, when people see it in stores, they'll think it's self-titled, but they'll be DEAD WRONG!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Or...I could call the band "Tier" so people would be confused when they heard about it.

Isn't the English language fun?

(OT: You're all aware that I posted the Grand Theory of Leftism, right? I wasn't sure if you knew that)

Posted by CD on March 25, 2005 08:44 PM
Category: Random Thoughts
Semi-Intelligent Comments

You're all aware that I posted the Grand Theory of Leftism, right?

I know, and I've read it, and it's good... but that doesn't give it justice. I have better comments than that waiting in the wings, I just have to write them...

Posted by: Army NCO Guy at March 26, 2005 12:24 AM

Just one problem: adding the word "bitch" after everything only sounds funny when you are Dave Chappelle.

Yes, yes...English is fun! :-)

I noticed the GTOL update. Unfortunately, I'm speechless, and I'll have to read it two or three more times before I can give any feedback that'll do it justice. I was expecting lighthearted liberal-bashing, and I got the most profound explanation for why radical leftism is so hated. Good job.

Posted by: Alex at March 27, 2005 01:17 AM

GTOL's going on the sidebar eventually, right?

Preferrably WAY up high.

Posted by: Harvey at March 28, 2005 05:57 PM
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