March 30, 2006

Stinchisms of the Day

- "The English have not invented soap...that would require them to be clean."

- "[The French are] good at generalized slogans that mean shit."

- "Someday we'll have a special on PBS...'The Sound of Oppenheimer Screwing His Mistress.'"

- "We're great at shooting camels."

Posted by CD on March 30, 2006 11:45 AM | TrackBack
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