March 30, 2006

Question of the Day

Is it some universal rule of college that all fraternity members have to gather on the porch of their house and play crappy music when the weather gets warm? It's so hilariously clichéd.

Posted by CD on March 30, 2006 05:33 PM | TrackBack
Category: Question of the Day
Semi-Intelligent Comments

I think it's in the national fraternity code.

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at March 30, 2006 07:12 PM

Is that the same code that makes it mandatory to have group screaming sessions at 2 in the morning?

"Dude, it's the weekend. You know what that means, right?"
"Hells yeah, dude! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *honks car horn*"

Posted by: CD at March 31, 2006 10:44 AM

Yes. It also makes it mandatory to treat pizza as a communal food. No one would dare ask you for some of your chicken noodle soup and buttered roll. But if it's pizza, they assume you'll give 'em 25% of your dinner if they just ask you for it.

Posted by: Tuning Spork at March 31, 2006 04:27 PM
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