More Joys of Communal Living

At least one of the following fun facts about one of my roommates is true:

A) At about 3 AM, he decided to watch porn in the common room with the volume loud enough to be heard through a closed door at the other end of the suite.

B) The girl who has been following him around all weekend is very bad at being quiet during sex.

I'm leaning toward the first one, but who knows around here?

Incidentally, the reason I could hear this is because my shower decided that the only necessary water temperatures are "scalding hot" and "holy fucking shit it's melting my flesh," so I had to keep turning it off every 30 seconds to avoid a fiery death.

Now it's 4:30, and I have to get up for work at 8:30. WOOOOOOO!