My roommate just accused me of lying to him because I think I accidentally broke a lamp (I was the one who noticed it was broken, and since I was the only one home at the time, I figured it was my fault), and even though I took responsibility, he claims my explanation of how it happened is "impossible."
Why the motherfucking motherfuck would I tell a lie that implicates me in the destruction of property? Does he think I did it on goddamn purpose or some shit?
Fuck, I hate people so much.
Posted by CD on May 26, 2010 11:40 PM | TrackBackThen perhaps you should tell him the truth that it was actually his mom that broke it while you two were having sex. That'll shut him up.
:-D
Posted by: tommy at May 29, 2010 10:29 PM