May 26, 2010

What. The Fuck.

My roommate just accused me of lying to him because I think I accidentally broke a lamp (I was the one who noticed it was broken, and since I was the only one home at the time, I figured it was my fault), and even though I took responsibility, he claims my explanation of how it happened is "impossible."

Why the motherfucking motherfuck would I tell a lie that implicates me in the destruction of property? Does he think I did it on goddamn purpose or some shit?

Fuck, I hate people so much.

Posted by CD on May 26, 2010 11:40 PM | TrackBack
Category: General Stupidity
Semi-Intelligent Comments

Then perhaps you should tell him the truth that it was actually his mom that broke it while you two were having sex. That'll shut him up.


Posted by: tommy at May 29, 2010 10:29 PM
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